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paradisaooc2010-08-12 03:00 pm
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MOTHER FUCK
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING MESSING WITH
THIS IS THE FUCKING DAVE STRIDER RIPPING A HOLE IN YOUR MAGICAL FUCKING CASTLE
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE
I MEAN WHERE ARE THE RAINBOW FUCKING UNICORN AND CARE BEARS
WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING HERE
THE FUCKING DAVE STRIDER IS FROM THIS BADASS WEBSPLOSION CALLED HOMESTUCK (same as his bro john actually) AND IS QUITE SIMPLY THE MOST SICKNASTY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WHO EVER POPPED A BEAT ON A BUNCH OF SLACK-JAWED NOBODIES
KID IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL HE BEATS HIS BRO IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS ON HIS APARTMENT ROOF AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
MOTHERFUCK HE CAME HERE WHILE FLYING ON A FUCKING SKATEBOARD INTO A PORTAL THAT WOULD SEND HIM INTO A LAND WITH MANEATING ALLIGATORS THAT LIVE ON FLOATING CLOCKWORK IN A SEA OF FUCKING LAVA
NOW TELL ME THAT ISNT HARDCORE
ONLY THING IS THAT HIS SYLLADEX IS JAMMED INTO THE HASHMAP MODUS HE HAD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME
AND ALSO HE CANT TURN THE "DETECT COLLISIONS" OPTION ON IN HIS SYLLADEX
SO WATCH OUT FOR AWESOME GEAR JUST FLYING THE HELLS OUT OF THIS PLACE
BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN
HES JUST THAT GOOD
and he also has a weakness for cute, sweet girls and small animals so please don't hesitate to hit him up. :)
p.s. played by thano
eta: on another note, i will be practicing with dave in the comments, so please do not take anything i say in this font seriously at all. I'M SORRY IF THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION ;;
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING MESSING WITH
THIS IS THE FUCKING DAVE STRIDER RIPPING A HOLE IN YOUR MAGICAL FUCKING CASTLE
THIS IS FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE
I MEAN WHERE ARE THE RAINBOW FUCKING UNICORN AND CARE BEARS
WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOING HERE
THE FUCKING DAVE STRIDER IS FROM THIS BADASS WEBSPLOSION CALLED HOMESTUCK (same as his bro john actually) AND IS QUITE SIMPLY THE MOST SICKNASTY THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WHO EVER POPPED A BEAT ON A BUNCH OF SLACK-JAWED NOBODIES
KID IS KIND OF A BIG DEAL HE BEATS HIS BRO IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS ON HIS APARTMENT ROOF AND DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
MOTHERFUCK HE CAME HERE WHILE FLYING ON A FUCKING SKATEBOARD INTO A PORTAL THAT WOULD SEND HIM INTO A LAND WITH MANEATING ALLIGATORS THAT LIVE ON FLOATING CLOCKWORK IN A SEA OF FUCKING LAVA
NOW TELL ME THAT ISNT HARDCORE
ONLY THING IS THAT HIS SYLLADEX IS JAMMED INTO THE HASHMAP MODUS HE HAD AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME
AND ALSO HE CANT TURN THE "DETECT COLLISIONS" OPTION ON IN HIS SYLLADEX
SO WATCH OUT FOR AWESOME GEAR JUST FLYING THE HELLS OUT OF THIS PLACE
BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN
HES JUST THAT GOOD
and he also has a weakness for cute, sweet girls and small animals so please don't hesitate to hit him up. :)
p.s. played by thano
eta: on another note, i will be practicing with dave in the comments, so please do not take anything i say in this font seriously at all. I'M SORRY IF THERE WAS ANY CONFUSION ;;