http://nurse-boy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nurse-boy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] paradisaooc2010-06-21 08:08 pm

Opportunity for Second Floor Lulz

Okay, so this idea came up in plot chat a few nights ago ...

I don't even remember how we all got on the subject. BUT ANYWAY, Amy Pond and Rory Williams live on the second floor, in Room 212. They're engaged to be married. What do people who love each other like to do? That's right--

HAVE SEX.

--And lots of it.

So far in thread/log land Rory and Amy have done the deed twice. But let's face it, people, she just came back from a canon bump where she watched him die (but not really), so she sort of has a case of Rampant Sex Syndrome of the "oh my god we survived" variety. Rory, being totally in love with her, and also being a dude, is all for it. So then we looked up who their neighbors are and saw that Booster Gold is one of them, and starting joking about how Booster would be like "OMG HOW COME I CAN'T GET ANY BUT MY NEIGHBORS WON'T STOOOOPPP" and doing journal entries like "Day 312: Neighbors banging again. Going outside for some air." "Day 436: Neighbors banging. Again. Think they're in the bathroom this time." "Day 500: Neighbors left. Can't sleep without the sound of them banging."

And that shit sounded hilarious, so HERE IT IS: OPEN CALL TO ANYONE ON THE SECOND FLOOR to make journal entries complaining about their neighbors/the people down the hall having noisy loud sex again and generally being distracting. OR ANY NON-SECOND FLOOR RESIDENTS TAKING A STROLL DOWN THE HALL. Do it for the lulz and potential humiliation for all involved.

Their neighbor on the other side is Carrie Kelley; Shawn Spencer lives right across the hall; and Captain Hammer and Phantom Thief X bookend Shawn. Those would likely be the people who would hear them the easiest.

I can't believe I'm doing this. XD

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