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Paradisa 2nd Annivesary Quotes: Part 1 of 5
Okay everyone, it's time for the quotes!
However since we got SO many quotes, I'm going to be breaking it down into a series of five segments over the next five days.
First segment up we shall cover Paradisa on Paradisa, Love and Relationships, Fun, Drugs, Redemption and Apologies, and Friendship.
PARADISA
Various People: Kitchen's on the first floor
Various People: I'm bored.
Janitor: Ninjas in the clinic, and ghosts doing a janitor's work. I always knew I would be transported to a different dimension, but I never expected this.
Ted: I love this place. It's like my last vacation, but real and not just a screen saver on my computer.
Suzaku: It would appear that this place has three settings...Drunk, depressed, and violent.
Dante: I hate you, Paradisa. I hate you and your shitty porn.
Shampoo: Yuu Yuu Panda Land sound like bad park in China.
Yolei: You know what would be nice? If for just once, the castle could be invaded by something that doesn't want to kill everyone!!
Cordelia: Two words I never want to hear in this place.
Allen: ....Eh?
Cordelia: 'Oh shit'. Usually implies something bad has or will happen.'
Claire: Welcome to Paradisa?
Peter: Sanity not included.
Shuin: I notice that everyone here is either crazy hyper bonkers like they have too much sugar up their asses or all emo stoic pretending to not like anyone when that's likely but probably not true. ARE THERE NO IN-BETWEENERS? IS THERE NO JUSTICE?
Euphemia: So there is something odd about this place...
Shampoo: ... ... Is castle in place no recognize, castle no end, no one know why here. Is now you think something odd?
Kamui: Leave the walls alone.
Tayuya: So is Ravenclaw where all the cool kids hang out?
Leonidas: WELCOME TO HOGADISAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
Kiba: Sometimes you just get a boner for someone in your heart.
Tortimer: By those powers given to me, I now pronounce you Duck and Pig!--oh! Oops! Human... human and human. Man and wife, human and human.
Peter: I'm sure you attract attention no matter what you do.
Jan: Fucking A! People love me that goddamn much.
Grimmjow: I ... I betrayed ya, honeycakes.
FUN
Faith: Can't even make a snowball fight fun. Your childhood must like hate you.
Buffy: Hey. I can be plenty of fun! I'm Fun City!
Faith: Sounds like that place's been closed down for business for a long time.
Buffy: It has not. It's on holiday for renovations.
Deadpool: I HAVE A PENIS AGAIN! YAY! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
L: It does sound potentially chaotic. But maybe it'll be good fun for those participating?
Hiroshi: Come on, people. There's a pool, if you're feeling particularly restless, GO JUMP IN IT. You can't swim? Run around outside. You don't have legs? PLAY PING-PONG.
Kanda: Why don't you go entertain yourself with some cute girls and GO AWAY?
Ravi: You're the closest thing, Yuu.
Tatsuki: Oh, and next time people start saying they're bored and want something to do? They're stupid, don't listen to them. just because they seem to like having the apocalypse brought down on them doesn't mean we ALL do.
DRUGS
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Sai: Greed, I apologize for implying that you push so hard on the toilet that it gives you hemorrhoids.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Allen: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
Kanda: Weird lady.
Miranda: Funny boy.
And that's the ones for today! See you tomorrow with the next batch!
However since we got SO many quotes, I'm going to be breaking it down into a series of five segments over the next five days.
First segment up we shall cover Paradisa on Paradisa, Love and Relationships, Fun, Drugs, Redemption and Apologies, and Friendship.
PARADISA
Various People: Kitchen's on the first floor
Various People: I'm bored.
Janitor: Ninjas in the clinic, and ghosts doing a janitor's work. I always knew I would be transported to a different dimension, but I never expected this.
Ted: I love this place. It's like my last vacation, but real and not just a screen saver on my computer.
Suzaku: It would appear that this place has three settings...Drunk, depressed, and violent.
Dante: I hate you, Paradisa. I hate you and your shitty porn.
Shampoo: Yuu Yuu Panda Land sound like bad park in China.
Yolei: You know what would be nice? If for just once, the castle could be invaded by something that doesn't want to kill everyone!!
Cordelia: Two words I never want to hear in this place.
Allen: ....Eh?
Cordelia: 'Oh shit'. Usually implies something bad has or will happen.'
Claire: Welcome to Paradisa?
Peter: Sanity not included.
Shuin: I notice that everyone here is either crazy hyper bonkers like they have too much sugar up their asses or all emo stoic pretending to not like anyone when that's likely but probably not true. ARE THERE NO IN-BETWEENERS? IS THERE NO JUSTICE?
Euphemia: So there is something odd about this place...
Shampoo: ... ... Is castle in place no recognize, castle no end, no one know why here. Is now you think something odd?
Kamui: Leave the walls alone.
Tayuya: So is Ravenclaw where all the cool kids hang out?
Leonidas: WELCOME TO HOGADISAAAAAAAAAA
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
Kiba: Sometimes you just get a boner for someone in your heart.
Tortimer: By those powers given to me, I now pronounce you Duck and Pig!--oh! Oops! Human... human and human. Man and wife, human and human.
Peter: I'm sure you attract attention no matter what you do.
Jan: Fucking A! People love me that goddamn much.
Grimmjow: I ... I betrayed ya, honeycakes.
FUN
Faith: Can't even make a snowball fight fun. Your childhood must like hate you.
Buffy: Hey. I can be plenty of fun! I'm Fun City!
Faith: Sounds like that place's been closed down for business for a long time.
Buffy: It has not. It's on holiday for renovations.
Deadpool: I HAVE A PENIS AGAIN! YAY! NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO!
L: It does sound potentially chaotic. But maybe it'll be good fun for those participating?
Hiroshi: Come on, people. There's a pool, if you're feeling particularly restless, GO JUMP IN IT. You can't swim? Run around outside. You don't have legs? PLAY PING-PONG.
Kanda: Why don't you go entertain yourself with some cute girls and GO AWAY?
Ravi: You're the closest thing, Yuu.
Tatsuki: Oh, and next time people start saying they're bored and want something to do? They're stupid, don't listen to them. just because they seem to like having the apocalypse brought down on them doesn't mean we ALL do.
DRUGS
Cross: If the cigarettes go, I'm taking others with me.
Misa: You should raid the kitchen when you're not on drugs. ♥
REDEMPTION & APOLOGIES
Janitor: Want a chance to redeem yourself? Meet me on the first floor with a garbage bag, fishing line, peanut butter and a pair of tongs.
Sai: Greed, I apologize for implying that you push so hard on the toilet that it gives you hemorrhoids.
Yuugi: I'll make sure you regret it!
Thief King Bakura: You're right I... False alarm. It was indigestion. I'm sure the regret is forthcoming.
FRIENDSHIP
Gaara: ... I suppose you were trying to help a friend. But I will not kiss any more boys.
Allen: If you never mention Naruto's dick again where I can see it, I'll consider being friends.
Kanda: SCRW YOU
Miranda: We miss you too.
Miwako: Is Kanda a boss monster??
Allen: Boss monster? Eh, I don't think so. He's with us, so I guess you could say he's a good monster!
Kanda: Weird lady.
Miranda: Funny boy.
And that's the ones for today! See you tomorrow with the next batch!