It's a Holy Jolly Kissmass

[paradisamods]

Well, it's that time of the year again. From midnight tonight, the Castle will decorate itself ready for Christmas. A giant, beautiful Christmas tree will be in the lobby, and wreaths, tinsel and all manner of lovely decorations will be strewn around.

There will also be NUTCRACKERS. Nutcrackers everywhere! And, in the great tradition of the castle, these are the items which will bring on the seasonal holiday known as Kissmass. When two people stand near the nutcrackers, they will suddenly feel an urge to kiss, and will do so. Paradisa only wants you to love one another this time of year, gosh.

The temperature will also start to drop, there's no snow yet, but boy it sure is getting chilly out there.

Feel free to use this post to plan all your kissing shenanigans!

Comments

[hellshaped]

Brock Samson (43). Married to a psychotic. But a great kisser! He'll be awkward about it afterwards.

Hellboy (64, but... a demon?? so the physique of someone much younger). Requires all the kisses in the world, probably. He might try to laugh it off or get awkward about it, it is a mystery.

Jenny Sparks (99, looks 20). Will accept kisses from anyone. Will kiss anyone. Will not be awkward. May ask to take this stranger she just kissed to bed.

[heloise]

will molotov kill her if lucrezia kisses brock?

[hellshaped]

brock might kill himself lucrezia no you are a baby

[heloise]

but she totally falls under ezio's women he can fuck now so she's not a baby

anyway, kissing hellboy.

[hellshaped]

but ezio is gross.... (implying brock is not also gross)

BUT YES i approve of this

[heloise]

no brock is very hygienic

\o/ all the blessings from the holy daughter and etc etc

[hellshaped]

brock doesn't even sleep with strippers anymore, he is now the antithesis of gross

this is like hellboy's dream come true, kissing a nice catholic girl

[heloise]

so catholic it hurts. nice is debatable!